Goat simulator the quest of goatville

This is my story about goat simulator i like it because of the quest. This story is about a goat and its
book of quests.

Once upon a time there was a Goat named Newborn goat. This goat was born on a cold blistering morning in a farm. This farm is a farm for goats only and  has a temple with queens in it. This farm is in a city named Goatville, a big town with very big pools and farms.  The goat was given a book that had a whole heap or quest which is as crazy as a bouncing frog with a bag of sugar.
It included riding a jetpack to becoming queen of all goats.

5 years later it was his first day to learn to ragdoll these goats where as ready as cheetah for a race. They said ¨Just don't use any mussels just relax¨ every goat fell on the ground like a ragdoll.

10 years later not so newborn now he has now got his first permet. This was his chance to do all his quest he then tried to get a jetpack it was in a building that was private he then thought if I got to become queen  I would be able to send all my minions to go fetch it to get it for me but soon after i found a queen all ready . New plan I will morph into a giraffe soon after (in the game you can become different animals) it was at that moment  he can't morph he is not the right level i then gave up but at that moment saw a crane right over the private building  he controlled the crane to hook up his jet pack off the building sight licked it in mid air pulling it towards him. He then flew into the sun and lived happily ever after baaaa. Sike I'm still here, my next task is to execute the queen of all goats. First i need to get past the guards ¨it's a good thing i have a mini gun chick chick bang bang bang bye guards¨ said the newborn goat  now the queen  ¨hello queen  it's me¨said newborn goat oh noooooo¨ said the queen
Chick bang bang bang my kingdom now any rejections  no the end.
question:if you where a goat would you be this smart tell me why

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