my rules

Kingdom boney hawk parker

In this place we have rules one of them is you wipe your bum with your left hand or you 

Get it chopped  off. You must never use your hands to eat food you must use cutlery 

Or you get a fork stabbed through your hand. There is no leaving once your in your in.

And if the king asks you to jump into a empty well you will do it or you will be water tortured. If you draw on a dollar bill you will be affected by money and we will then take all your money from your family and houses and then behead. Them my other family members did not like my way so i killed them they got to choose how they die in my kingdom. 

Fall in a pit of lava be beheaded water torture until they turn so old they die from a heart attack or electric chair. they all chose water torture its been an hour and they are all ready moning so i shot them in the head. these are my rules.